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2015/09/21 18:50:29 (permalink)

Say something funny

I need a good laugh. Say something funny cuz im floatin on a cloud right now

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 19:51:48 (permalink)

 

 
 

 


 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:06:10 (permalink)

 

 


 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:12:25 (permalink)
Obama is the best president ever!!!!!!

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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:25:52 (permalink)
I think squirrels are conspiring on where to dig holes in my yard to hide their nutz

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:29:46 (permalink)
I chased an armadillo down in the yard last night and smashed it and my wife thought I was drunk cause I jumped out like I won the lottery!!!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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Big Red Cam
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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
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32" Interco Interforce II's
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Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:37:44 (permalink)
My friend jumped out of my vehicle once to chase down a opossum and he used my wood ice scraper to kill it and shoved it down its throat and through its  A H OLe

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:44:31 (permalink)
I put a bullfrog in my old scout glove box!!! My buddy was spaced out so I lean over and opened it. He looked at it as it came out on the door. Next thing I know I'm by myself with him rolling behind me. I stopped and he's all tore to he'll and goes there was a snake in the scout. I go you seen me put the frog in there and he goes oh yea I forgot and that was only ten minutes earlier. Mushrooms are bad bad bad!!!!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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317 Kit
Big Red Cam
Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:46:33 (permalink)
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I put a bullfrog in my old scout glove box!!! My buddy was spaced out so I lean over and opened it. He looked at it as it came out on the door. Next thing I know I'm by myself with him rolling behind me. I stopped and he's all tore to he'll and goes there was a snake in the scout. I go you seen me put the frog in there and he goes oh yea I forgot and that was only ten minutes earlier. Mushrooms are bad bad bad!!!!!


Can you clarify this? Did he fall out of a moving vehicle?

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 20:52:22 (permalink)
He jumped out the moving vehicle!!!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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317 Kit
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Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
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32" Interco Interforce II's
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Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 21:06:29 (permalink)
The reason i asked is back in the 90s my friend and i just got back from trail riding and i was COVERED from head to toe in mud. We loaded my quad in the back of his pickup and i sat in the bed as well since i didnt want to get mud all over his truck on the inside. As he was taking me home we're screwing around with each other through the sliding rear window. He driving about 65mph and hit a set of curves and i flew out of the truck and rolled down the road. Ended up with heavy road rash and a broken wrist. I ended up WEARING A CAST FOR 3 YEARS! The road rash shaved off my eyebrows and arm hair. I actually wore pieces of felt for awhile as eyebrows til they grew back. Yes i said wore a cast for 3 years! The road rash actually sanded the rivets on my pants down flat. No better feeling of blood filling up your eyeballs.
 
Couple weeks later,somehow my body was healing through the bandages and the bandages had to be cut/ripped back off me. I screamed like a B I T c H!

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 21:17:11 (permalink)
Not good Bcom. My sister looked at me as we were going down the road sitting on the tailgate and goes guess what? I said what? She then slapped me in the back of the head knocking me off the tailgate needless to say I picked gravel out my body for weeks!!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 21:22:47 (permalink)
Jeez! Your sister sounds more psycho than mine!

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 21:41:33 (permalink)
Oh she's ruthless. Fights like a man!!!! Closed fist and no slapping or hair pulling.

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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317 Kit
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Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 21:51:33 (permalink)
Well shed kick my a R SE then. Thats what i do,slapping and hair pulling. Some women just like it that way. Heck i even had a chick once that asked me to spit on her and press my foot down on her head til her face turned red.

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 21:53:52 (permalink)
speaking of mushrooms? What do they look like anyway and what do they do to a person?
 

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 22:30:09 (permalink)
U see polka dotted zebras and purple elephants!!!!!! To find them follow the little blue guys since they live under them.

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
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32" Interco Interforce II's
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Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 22:48:42 (permalink)
These little blue guys?
 


 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/21 22:52:07 (permalink)
No that's what happens when they leave the mushrooms!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
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32" Interco Interforce II's
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Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 20:56:23 (permalink)
come on people! say something funny!

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 21:32:18 (permalink)
One time we were playing volley ball and one of the players jumped to hit the ball and farted loud as heck. Soon as his feet hit the ground he said time to go to church and left. I'm the same religion as he is and attend the same church and I didn't have church!?!?!?!?!?!?!
post edited by 00_NUTT - 2015/09/24 21:33:47

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Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
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420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 21:43:05 (permalink)
I didnt shower yet today and my armpits smell like freshly mowed grass
strange very strange

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 22:37:57 (permalink)
I fart under the blankets and blame it on my 8 month old son, hehehehe!!!

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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
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54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 22:50:57 (permalink)
I give the dutch oven to myself. I like the smell of my own brand

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 22:53:33 (permalink)
i didnt even realize i posted all those pictures LOL. I should have put them in the atv parks you ride in thread
 

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 23:00:36 (permalink)
Heck I was wondering what was up with that. I think you played Russian roulette with your mouse and posted whatever.

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 23:24:42 (permalink)
i dont remember alot of that day hehe

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 23:25:42 (permalink)
guess no one else in here has anything funny to say
 
LAME!
 

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 23:27:40 (permalink)
They all scared we might laugh at them.

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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317 Kit
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Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/24 23:31:38 (permalink)
Laugh with them,at them,at me,or around them! Dont make a difference to me as long as im laughing!

 
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