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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 08:07:41 (permalink)
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I chased an armadillo down in the yard last night and smashed it and my wife thought I was drunk cause I jumped out like I won the lottery!!!!


we consider armadillo's "Texas speed
bumps" around here
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 08:09:27 (permalink)
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speaking of mushrooms? What do they look like anyway and what do they do to a person?
 


you've never had 'shrooms?  That was our version of LSD around here, back in the old
days.
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 08:12:15 (permalink)
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Obama is the best president ever!!!!!!


That's Funny Sheet, right there!!!!
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 08:17:15 (permalink)
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My friend jumped out of my vehicle once to chase down a opossum and he used my wood ice scraper to kill it and shoved it down its throat and through its  A H OLe


I have been know to grab a opossum by it's tail and throw it way up in the air, just to see how high it will bounce when it lands.  It doesn't hurt them, but they sure haul **** away from you when they land.
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 08:20:22 (permalink)
I have something funny to say and here it is:
 
bcom!!  Isn't that funny??
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 12:05:03 (permalink)
Hahahahahahahaha

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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 21:30:07 (permalink)
Silveradols
I have something funny to say and here it is:
 
bcom!!  Isn't that funny??


is silverado clownin me?!?!!?

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/25 22:19:03 (permalink)
He's just showing you some much love homie.

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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/29 10:58:43 (permalink)
After spending my last few days cleaning up a urine and sewage covered floor i need someone to say something funny to cheer me up!!

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/29 18:47:40 (permalink)
I got nipple burn from running in the rain!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
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420 spindles and disk brakes
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/30 16:03:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bcom 2015/09/30 16:38:50
Somebody asked me for a smoke today and I said "only if you stand beside me while I fart".....and he did!!!

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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/30 16:37:48 (permalink)
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Somebody asked me for a smoke today and I said "only if you stand beside me while I fart".....and he did!!!


Looool!!

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/09/30 18:02:08 (permalink)
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Somebody asked me for a smoke today and I said "only if you stand beside me while I fart".....and he did!!!


Dang that could have been dangerous with an open flame!!!! Your lucky to still be on earth cause you could have shot off like a rocket!!!

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54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
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420 spindles and disk brakes
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14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/01 09:44:31 (permalink)
Got the same guy to stand in front of a room full of people wave 2 American flags and say " a turtle ate my hamburger " this morning. So far the entertainment has been well worth 2 cigarettes.

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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/01 12:22:42 (permalink)
Today I was doing applications on a new xray room I sold. So the lady there said I could do a few xrays of her. One of the first shots I did was a pelvis since the doctor is a pelvis and hip specialist. I take the xray of the woman and I see a piece of jewelry down low if you know what I mean. She goes whats that? You tell me!! Woman pulls her scrubs down and goes oh I forgot about that as she flashed the world her couchie!!! The woman was in her late 50"s and beef curtains was hanging everywhere!!!!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
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32" Interco Interforce II's
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Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/01 22:51:58 (permalink)
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Today I was doing applications on a new xray room I sold. So the lady there said I could do a few xrays of her. One of the first shots I did was a pelvis since the doctor is a pelvis and hip specialist. I take the xray of the woman and I see a piece of jewelry down low if you know what I mean. She goes whats that? You tell me!! Woman pulls her scrubs down and goes oh I forgot about that as she flashed the world her couchie!!! The woman was in her late 50"s and beef curtains was hanging everywhere!!!!!


Thats something i would not want to see ever or in your case again i feel bad for your eyes bud LOL

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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/01 23:28:32 (permalink)
I'm still wearing shades to help the burn!!!!

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SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
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32" Interco Interforce II's
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Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

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1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/02 07:08:04 (permalink)
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I'm still wearing shades to help the burn!!!!


SHADES!!!? Im amazed you still have your eyes.

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380, 450 clutch, 350D clutch cover all waiting to be installed.
 
88 honda 300 frame- 350d motor with a 69% reduction, small lift and 31 wides, dual 2.5'' glasspacks, 3.75'' body lift, locker, 450 foreman clutch still dont run
 
98 honda 300 4x4- all stock for now might get 450 gears and a 317 someday.
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/02 07:51:19 (permalink)
Hahaha

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
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317 Kit
Big Red Cam
Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/02 09:29:05 (permalink)
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Today I was doing applications on a new xray room I sold. So the lady there said I could do a few xrays of her. One of the first shots I did was a pelvis since the doctor is a pelvis and hip specialist. I take the xray of the woman and I see a piece of jewelry down low if you know what I mean. She goes whats that? You tell me!! Woman pulls her scrubs down and goes oh I forgot about that as she flashed the world her couchie!!! The woman was in her late 50"s and beef curtains was hanging everywhere!!!!!




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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/02 10:01:22 (permalink)
Guys I know have a guy in their group said he was gonna call a moose out in 20 minutes and shoot it.  His first time with this group they are still hunting the moose.  Wrote a cheque his butt could not cash.

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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/09 11:44:28 (permalink)
Why do corn niblets rejuvenate themselves back into whole pieces when i make stool no matter how much i chewed them up?

 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/09 13:39:32 (permalink)
Well I just went to a sporting goods store here in town and I ran into one of my buddies cousins. She is very cute and nice in all the right spots. So I walk in and she immediately says HI and comes give me a hug. Somehow the shirt she had on snaps a strap and she is now clinging to me to keep from flashing the world her under carriage because she has no bra on!!!! Boy did I get my cheap thrill of the day!!!!

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
Head Ported and Polished
317 Kit
Big Red Cam
Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/12 19:18:02 (permalink)
LUCKY

95 Honda 300 Fourtrax-big red rear, 2 inch snorkel, 6 inch lift, 8 inch stretch, 3 inch body lift, 32 silverbacks, locker, M4 motorcycle exhaust, 424, 54% reduction, EPI Economy, 
 
 
380, 450 clutch, 350D clutch cover all waiting to be installed.
 
88 honda 300 frame- 350d motor with a 69% reduction, small lift and 31 wides, dual 2.5'' glasspacks, 3.75'' body lift, locker, 450 foreman clutch still dont run
 
98 honda 300 4x4- all stock for now might get 450 gears and a 317 someday.
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/12 19:25:44 (permalink)
That day I was, hahahaha

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
Head Ported and Polished
317 Kit
Big Red Cam
Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/20 01:25:21 (permalink)
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Obama is the best president ever!!!!!!



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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/20 01:29:49 (permalink)
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Why do corn niblets rejuvenate themselves back into whole pieces when i make stool no matter how much i chewed them up?

Because our bodies aren't able to digest the corn.  No lie.
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/20 09:27:48 (permalink)
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bcom
Why do corn niblets rejuvenate themselves back into whole pieces when i make stool no matter how much i chewed them up?

Because our bodies aren't able to digest the corn.  No lie.


That also works for no till crop planting!!!!! Hahahaha

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1997 Honda 300 4x4
Head Ported and Polished
317 Kit
Big Red Cam
Clutch Kit
SuperTrapp IDS2 Exhaust
K&N Filter
Carb Kit
32" Interco Interforce II's
16" MSA M30 Trottles
Snorkled 
54% gear reduction
Honda 350 rear axle assm.

6" BPC CUSTOM LIFT WITH 8" STRETCH AND 3" BODY LIFT OLD 300 LOOKING GOOD AS EVER THANKS TO WHITNEY!!!!!

SON'S BIKE
1998 Honda 300 2x4
6" BPC LIft with some sick a-arms
420 spindles and disk brakes
29.5" OL2'S
14" MSA M26 Vibes
 
Upcoming
4x4 Frame and Motor that's here now just got to get to work on the swap over!!!
54% Gear Reduction
 
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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/20 10:55:38 (permalink)
So a guy I work with the other day at lunch says to me, I think there's something wrong with my new ATV. So I asked what it was doing. He says every time I try to grab the clutch on the left side of the handle bars the **** thing slows way down and I almost go over the bars. I thought about it for 2 seconds.... Dumb**** it's an automatic!

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Re: Say something funny 2015/10/23 15:38:56 (permalink)
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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